satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via c0nflictedhearts)

I feel so helpless. I don’t know what to do and it’s killing me.

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

(via totorolove)

drunktrophywife:

you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no

(via golden-slumberzzz)

gaybabyjail:

don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams

(via an-erect-penis)