When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:
you know what that last one is?
that’s a fucking turtle
if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
IS THE THIRD ONE A SEA DINO OR SOME SHIT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
The third one is Lord Voldemort.
I met josh franceschi again today and while me and my friends were waiting some girl started crying to josh and all he said was ‘she’s just crying because I’m not as attractive in person as she thought I was’