whisk-ey:

If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.

(via supandrew)

I’m spending my birthday blogging.

I am sixteen going on seventeen….

Innocent as a rose

Bachelors dandies, drinkers of brandies

What do I know of those

unclefather:

unclefather:

at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.

(Source: chickensandwich, via neoptolemy)